Who Pulled the Fire Alarm?

GUESS HOW I WOKE UP TODAY! I'm glad I can wake up at a moments notice, or at least I can when there's a blaring alarm going at over 100 dB. I suppose that's all that really matters from this exercise though, waking up and getting out of the, almost hopefully, burning building. Honestly though, when a fire alarm get's pulled you kind of hope that the building is fucking on fire or else you got rudely awakened for nothing.

So it all began during a grand dreaming state, ah those were the good times. Then things went for a turn! All of a sudden it's like fucking WWII! Every moment from waking up to getting out the door, you expect bullets to be whizzing by your head, and few people to be taken out as they go for the door. Everyone swearing at those damn sleep Nazi's for waking them from slumber. I ripped my fingers away from my ears to try and hear others around me, but to no avail. All that went through my ears was the piercing screech of the alarm warning that fucking bombs may soon be falling.

After getting through the blaring noise in the hallways and stairways, we finally make it outside. First thing we hear is from people accusing each other, as if they informed the Nazi's of where we all were; some jokingly, some... well didn't sound as joking. Jay's only words during this whole experience were, "I'm going to kill Frankie", Jay is now on a 24 hour watch to make sure he doesn't do anything rash.

I was very impressed by the fire department, the US in this analogy (except they actually had a good reaction time and didn't get their asses in gear only when they were attacked), they came in completely nonchalant ready to take out this dream invading scum. At this point we were all standing outside like French people's being conquered, and I'm a little worried because I know there are some people not out there with us (turns out they went out the other exit).

So the fire department takes out the evil in seriously under 2 minutes, and we all return to our native lands freed of the fascist regime tormenting us with sound. And here I sit now on my computer telling this story.

(Disclaimer: No we were not in Nazi Europe, this was simple an analogy to give a better idea of what those few minutes were like. Any likeness to individual people, places, or events it entirely coincidental and should not be seen as deformational. The events taking place within this story were hyperbolized, but the main story concerning us waking up to a fire alarm is completely true, and took place in the span of only 5 minutes. This post too longer to write than the actual events.)