The second occurrence happened later in the day. Our roommate Sean decided to get everyone xmas gifts. Well... he nailed it for Drew when he pulled out a Nerf Gun. To this surprise Drew screeches out, "I've never been allowed to have a nerf gun before!" BAD JUJU! When he gets this, my first reaction is, "I'm gonna go to the bathroom (to hide)." While I'm brushing my teeth I have this horrible thought that Drew is going to come storming through the bathroom to shoot me. Every time someone comes through the door I nearly drop what I'm doing out of fear. When I make it back up to my room, I slowly open the door to have the gun pointed at me with Jay on the floor. This first video is of the next few minutes.
After that Drew decided to go all out and wrapped himself up in his sheets and towels to look like he was wearing a hijab. He then proceeds to create a "wand" by taping two pencils together. Now Drew is a wizard and Jay has the gun. So they decide to stage a battle in our room, needless to say Jay lost in the epic fight that could have claimed many lives... no, not really. I didn't edit this at all, as the first few seconds would have been taken out.A bit over half way through the video, you may hear me whimpering a bit after Drew hits the door frame. The reason for this is that while he didn't hit me, I felt the stick skim over my ear and shoulder. It was at this point when my life flashes before me during a surge of adrenaline.
This whole experience has produced some rather fun quotes. My favorite of which was when the gun had 1 empty space in it. As drew points it towards me the script went a bit as such:
"There is one blank in this gun, so the question is: Are you feeling lucky? Here let me help you (points gun down and fires a blank). Oh well there it was. Still feeling lucky?"
The answer: No I don't.
Another addition to our list of quotes was simply, "Kill shot".
After that Drew decided to go all out and wrapped himself up in his sheets and towels to look like he was wearing a hijab. He then proceeds to create a "wand" by taping two pencils together. Now Drew is a wizard and Jay has the gun. So they decide to stage a battle in our room, needless to say Jay lost in the epic fight that could have claimed many lives... no, not really. I didn't edit this at all, as the first few seconds would have been taken out.A bit over half way through the video, you may hear me whimpering a bit after Drew hits the door frame. The reason for this is that while he didn't hit me, I felt the stick skim over my ear and shoulder. It was at this point when my life flashes before me during a surge of adrenaline.
This whole experience has produced some rather fun quotes. My favorite of which was when the gun had 1 empty space in it. As drew points it towards me the script went a bit as such:
"There is one blank in this gun, so the question is: Are you feeling lucky? Here let me help you (points gun down and fires a blank). Oh well there it was. Still feeling lucky?"
The answer: No I don't.
Another addition to our list of quotes was simply, "Kill shot".
every time i read this blog, a little part of me wishes i went to school with you guys, just so i could witness this insanity first-hand...
ReplyDelete@sean: WHAT THE **** WERE YOU THINKING?? giving drew a weapon is like catching a freaking grenade - fatal mistake!